Monday, June 20, 2011

Welcome to Philippines!

Philippines flexes naval muscle


BIGGEST, OLDEST AND ONLY WARSHIP The Philippine Navy flagship BRP Humabon (PF 11) steams in formation during a naval exercise with US Navy warships in the West Philippine Sea (South China Sea) on March 14, 2010. The Humabon is a World War II vintage destroyer escort/frigate acquired from the US in 1978. It is now deployed along the Scarborough Shoal, an atoll facing Zambales and which China claims. US NAVY

I have to laugh with this one. A comment written by someone with a pseudo name "apyot" over an article.

(somewhere in Spratly's waters part 3)

Pinoy Captain: (nakatelescope sa aircraft carrier ng China) Attention intruder! You are entering Philippine waters. I order you to turn around and leave. Understood? (boses matapang)

China Captain: Ah, you again ha! (nakatingin sa destroyer na tatak Humabon) Attention Philippine Captain!I advise you to leconsidel youl position. China will not tuln alound! China will not tuln alound! Do you undelstood! (boses matapang din)

Pinoy Captain: Hmmp! Lentsik na kapitan ito ah. (boses galit na) Attention China Captain! We are Philippine Destroyer sir, we are "Humabon" Destroyer understood! Turn around or else(nagbabanta)

China Captain: Attention Philippine Captain! China will not tuln alound! I lepeat, China will not tuln alound. We al China Ailclaf calliel! Youl destloyel vely vely small, hehehe (boses nangangatiaw)

Pinoy Captain: Ah, talagang sinusubukan ako nitong lentsik na kapitan na to ah. Ok men, on the double, "War Position! War Position!" (boses galit na galit na talaga)

Pinoy Crews: (sigawan) War Position! War Position! (sabay takbo sa mga assigned posts nila)

China Captain: OK men! Wal Position! Wal Position! Let's teach this bastalds who's the boss ****! (pasigaw)

China Crews: Wal Position! Wal Position! Wal Position! (sabay takbo din sa posts nila)

Pinoy Captain: Ah, giyera talaga gusto nitong lentsik nato ha! Ok men load the rockets! load the rockets!

Pinoy Crew 1: Sir, anong rockets po ba, yung kwitis o yung whistle bomb? (nalilito)

Pinoy Captain: Ogag! anu ka ba! Tingnan mo gaanu kalaki ang barko ng kalaban natin! Siyempre di yung Super Jumbo Kwitis gamitin mo! (galit na galit na)

China Captain: (nakatingin sa mga jumbo kwitis ng Humabon) Hahahaha, hehehehe. Ok men load the lockets! Load the lockets! (sabay turo sa Scud missiles) hahahaha

Pinoy Captain: Huh, (nakatingin sa mga scud missiles ng China) Huhuhu! 'Nang ko po! Yari tayo dito, huhuhu.

China Captain: Ok men, leady to file the missiles? (taas noong nakatingin sa Humabon)

China Crews: Yes sil! Yes sil! We al ul leady to file the missile! Love live China! Long Live China!

Pinoy Captain: Long live China! Long Live China! Welcome to the Philippines sir! We are very happy to welcome you!

China Captain: Ah, vely good! vely good! vely vely vely good! (clap clap clap)

Friday, June 10, 2011

Nang mapa-DALLAS ang panalo.

Location: Office
Game: 5
Checklist: Cardboard panakip monitor. (check), Panakip butas na trabaho sa mesa (check), Decoy na trabaho sa monitor (check)
Decision: Tigil trabaho.

Pasensya na coach Spoelstra. Pano ba yan, nagkataon lang na asa team mo ang pinakaayaw kong player sa NBA.


First Quater:
10:00 : (dallas) Nakaagaw at nakascore si lolo Kidd
10:00 : (miami) Timeout si Coah Spo.
7:00 : (dallas) Nakashoot si Marion.
5:00 : (dallas) Nakatapal si LeQueen
4:00 : (miami) Bumangga si Komang ke Puti, Hip injury.
4:00 : (miami) Umalis si Komang sa laro.
3:00 : napadaan si boss kaya sara kami monitor
2:00 : nagaabang parin bumalik ang boss sa pwesto nya.
1:00 : konting pasensya aalis na yan

Second Quarter:
10:00 : anak ng #!@$@!$@#$, di pa ba aalis to?
6:00 : ayan umalis balik monitor uli.
6:00 : anak ng #@$@#$@#, lamang ang Miami.
6:00 : (miami) bumalik sa laro si Komang.
1:40 : (dallas) tabla ang laro 54-54 pero nakashoot si Aleman. 54-56.
1:00 : Makatingin nga sa Facebook muna
00:50 : me nagchat:

(9:39:59 AM) maricel vocal: hi..morning..goodluck sa dallas,sana manalo sila para good mood ka,50% off ung lens..

HALFTIME: Kain muna ng pistachio. Silip ng konti sa trabaho.

Third Quarter:
11:00 : (miami) naka three points si Miller. 60-60
10:00 : (dallas) nakathree point si Pandak. 60-65
3:00 : (dallas) nakadunk si Chandler. 71-80
2:00 : (dallas) jumper ni JET. bwahahaha 75-82
2:00 : silip silip muna sa trabaho

Fourth Quarter:
8:00 (miami) nakashoot si Haslem yabang. anak ng %#%#$%# dikit na naman ang laban. 88-90
6:00 (miami) layup ni Komang 94-95 anak ng $#%#%#$
2:40: (dallas) nakadunk si Aleman 100-102 yahooooo!
2:22: (miami) offensive foul kay LeQueen
2:22 me nag chat uli.

(11:44:03 AM) maricel vocal: mananalo pa dallas
(11:44:13 AM) maricel vocal: yiheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(11:40:29 AM) wedjarl: nyahahahhahahahah!
(11:44:33 AM) maricel vocal: galing nila jay
(11:40:54 AM) wedjarl: asan na si 7 rings pangako nya ipapanalo daw nya miami ngayon
(11:41:04 AM) wedjarl: 7 rings daw baka nga di makaisa hehehe
(11:45:24 AM) maricel vocal: hahahaha....khit san team nman sya,ndi nya un napa champion e
(11:45:40 AM) maricel vocal: wla pa syang napachampion e
(11:45:46 AM) maricel vocal: kaya dallas na ko
(11:46:02 AM) maricel vocal: panalo dallas
(11:42:29 AM) wedjarl: hehe saka kala ko mas magaling sya ke jordan nyehehehe
(11:42:32 AM) wedjarl: yey! ehe

1:49 (dallas) headline na to... OLD KIDD nailed a 3 point shot. 100-105
0:39 (dallas) 3 point by JET 101-105

Hiyawan sa office, pati mga instik na maka Dallas. Ang asim ng mga mukha ng maka Heat.

Sabi ko nga Coach Spoelstra. Pasensya na.


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Saturday, June 4, 2011

I Blame Erap

90's era. Elementary days for me back then yet it was still very clear in my memory. On TV was the sight of one of "The MOST OUTSTANDING PHILIPPINE SENATOR" preaching....


Strong words from the charismatic then - senator. It would make the casual Juan de la Cruz patriot running outdoors with a flag and a jungle bolo, wailing for the thirst of freedom against the "imaginary" slavery we Filipinos are suffering. But alas the honorable senator was a bit short sighted on his goals. I was constantly wondering back then, has our honorable senator weighed the pros and cons of his "brilliant" decision?

Yesterday I saw a news. For many uneducated young Pinoy, it turned out to be a surprise. But for someone who expected this backfire to happen, we are reminded on how brilliant our politicians and decision makers are.

“This is Chinese Warship 560. You are in the China territory. Leave the area immediately.”

Upon hearing this warning through a marine band radio, three Philippine boats fishing in Quirino, or Jackson atoll, a Philippine-claimed islet off Palawan in the disputed Spratly Islands, scampered away.

But the Chinese warship still fired three shots at the vessels F/V Jaime DLS, F/V Mama Lydia DLS and F/V Maricris 12. The Philippine Nay later identified the Chinese warship as Dongguan, a Jianghu-V Class missile frigate.

The idiocy of Erap, Tanada, his idiotic cohorts, the rest of the idiotic false sense Pinoy patriots who voted for these clowns and supported them to thwart out US bases out of country (for a reason that they are foreigners bringing AIDS [sheesh just give them some condoms]), back fired. Now we realize what the white skins was looking after, the unstoppable ever growing billion Chinese armada. Back then China would think twice meddling with Spratlys, they know somewhere out there a US aircraft carrier was watching our borders ready to blow anything the same seconds they step their fins on it.

Now lets examine the honorable then - senators speech, with reference to the video posted above. (courtesy of vlag, and youtube)

@0:06 "We have become so dependent on the Americans that we have never learned to be self sufficient,"

Dear Mr. Erap. Nature teaches us that the powerless should be dependent on the powerful. The best way to describe this is an infant Erap's umbilical cord attached to the respected mother, Mrs. Estrada, before you were born, or a young bovine sucking on his mothers nutritious milk, or a chick seeking warmth on the broad feathers of a hen.

Did Mr. Erap ever examined the countries that has US bases on it? South Korea, Taiwan, Japan. Did those countries lost their sovereignty? Are they not self sufficient? No in fact these countries has surpassed us by myriads in terms of economic, social, political, resource progress!

@0:12 "..our country has been seen as a nation of beggars, a nation of prostitutes, nation of cheaters, a nation of domestic helpers... "

After the Americans have left us Mr. Erap, did it diminish our problems with beggars and prostitutes?


If the honorable Mr. Erap only knows how to read statistics, it clearly shows that from the 90's era there was a massive growth of beggars, prostitutes, cheaters, and domestic helpers in our country. With our economic zones diminished this resulted in the pull out of huge American corporations, investors like Fed Ex, Nike, etc..

With the lack of employment, political stability, livelihood our country has become a further land of beggars, prostitutes, domestic helpers, OFWs. The decision of our honorable then senator Erap didn't resolve anything and only made the problem worse. Our country has become more of the land of cheaters. Mr. Erap hows that plunder case of yours doing these days?

The only enslavement our fellow Filipino are suffering is poverty. But alas Mr. Erap never realized that. If Mr. Erap really loved our country he should think more about things that it should benefit from.

I walked across the streets of Shenzhen and realized how organized and well develop it is. Many people fear about China invading our sovereignty, but personally I don't mind. I'm more confident that China could run a better government system than those political clowns that we have now. A thousand times better than Erap.