Monday, June 20, 2011

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Philippines flexes naval muscle

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BIGGEST, OLDEST AND ONLY WARSHIP The Philippine Navy flagship BRP Humabon (PF 11) steams in formation during a naval exercise with US Navy warships in the West Philippine Sea (South China Sea) on March 14, 2010. The Humabon is a World War II vintage destroyer escort/frigate acquired from the US in 1978. It is now deployed along the Scarborough Shoal, an atoll facing Zambales and which China claims. US NAVY


I have to laugh with this one. A comment written by someone with a pseudo name "apyot" over an inquirer.net article.



(somewhere in Spratly's waters part 3)

Pinoy Captain: (nakatelescope sa aircraft carrier ng China) Attention intruder! You are entering Philippine waters. I order you to turn around and leave. Understood? (boses matapang)

China Captain: Ah, you again ha! (nakatingin sa destroyer na tatak Humabon) Attention Philippine Captain!I advise you to leconsidel youl position. China will not tuln alound! China will not tuln alound! Do you undelstood! (boses matapang din)

Pinoy Captain: Hmmp! Lentsik na kapitan ito ah. (boses galit na) Attention China Captain! We are Philippine Destroyer sir, we are "Humabon" Destroyer understood! Turn around or else(nagbabanta)

China Captain: Attention Philippine Captain! China will not tuln alound! I lepeat, China will not tuln alound. We al China Ailclaf calliel! Youl destloyel vely vely small, hehehe (boses nangangatiaw)

Pinoy Captain: Ah, talagang sinusubukan ako nitong lentsik na kapitan na to ah. Ok men, on the double, "War Position! War Position!" (boses galit na galit na talaga)

Pinoy Crews: (sigawan) War Position! War Position! (sabay takbo sa mga assigned posts nila)

China Captain: OK men! Wal Position! Wal Position! Let's teach this bastalds who's the boss ****! (pasigaw)

China Crews: Wal Position! Wal Position! Wal Position! (sabay takbo din sa posts nila)

Pinoy Captain: Ah, giyera talaga gusto nitong lentsik nato ha! Ok men load the rockets! load the rockets!

Pinoy Crew 1: Sir, anong rockets po ba, yung kwitis o yung whistle bomb? (nalilito)

Pinoy Captain: Ogag! anu ka ba! Tingnan mo gaanu kalaki ang barko ng kalaban natin! Siyempre di yung Super Jumbo Kwitis gamitin mo! (galit na galit na)

China Captain: (nakatingin sa mga jumbo kwitis ng Humabon) Hahahaha, hehehehe. Ok men load the lockets! Load the lockets! (sabay turo sa Scud missiles) hahahaha

Pinoy Captain: Huh, (nakatingin sa mga scud missiles ng China) Huhuhu! 'Nang ko po! Yari tayo dito, huhuhu.

China Captain: Ok men, leady to file the missiles? (taas noong nakatingin sa Humabon)

China Crews: Yes sil! Yes sil! We al ul leady to file the missile! Love live China! Long Live China!

Pinoy Captain: Long live China! Long Live China! Welcome to the Philippines sir! We are very happy to welcome you!

China Captain: Ah, vely good! vely good! vely vely vely good! (clap clap clap)

4 comments:

chino said...

haha , watusi ang sa pinas hahaha... pero infairness ang tapang ng kapitan na pinoy hihihi. fighting spirit..... Na drain ang utak ko dun hihihi...

Ramona Andresa said...

hahaha this is too funny!

btw pictures mo lahat yung sa flicker? galing! :)

J. Alvaran said...

@chino hehehe. kawawa talaga pians pagdating sa gamit. thanks sa follow.

@Ramona Andresa opo ^_^ maliit na libangan pag walang magawa hehe. thanks po sa visit.

Leah said...

hahaha.. letse. natawa ako dito.. +1! lol